DM: Ok, Granny Joan [my human Druid, a very amazing old lady], you wake upon a beach and see 4 people scattered around you all passed out and the ship you were on totally wrecked. What do you do?
Me: Alright, first I’m gonna check to see if my scroll case is safe and dry and if my toad is ok
DM: Your scroll case is on your person and totally fine. Inside the scroll case is Toby the toad on his little back-
Me: Oh no!!! I take him out and examine him!!
DM: He’s totally fine. He, uh, he licks his eyeball to say he’s ok
Me: Aw, ok I put him on my shoulder for safe keeping
